I have never hated hairgel more than I do right now, looking at the dude who usually has his hair spiked up, now with his floppy bangs in his eyes. How do you look like this and then decide "Oh I will put so much gel in my hair yessssss"

(also he has very long eyelashes, basically one of the most gorgeous dudes I have personally seen)

(A+++++++++ today is what I'm saying, why would you be a B+ when you could be that)

ETA: hahahahahaha

"America's Next Top Model, Cycle 13 is the thirteenth cycle of America's Next Top Model"

Thanks, Wikipedia.

Man I am glad that

1) We have thanksgiving at a sane time of the year

2) No one gives a crap about Thanksgiving anyway

Canada ♥

Guys I think I am addicted to fandomsecrets

It is so wanktastic it makes me smile all day

(even if half the secrets are about friggin Supernatural oh my god I don't care about your secret unexpected love of Wincest shut up)

Also it makes me recall fondly the time me an' kawaiiphantom ended up on there :')

Have moved from the gross oozing stage to the unbearably itchy stage of the healing process, beautiful

At least I've stopped getting burn ooze soaking through the bandages onto my pjyamas while I sleep

Donnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngs ♥

PS brain stop slashing Joe and Brian, what, you don't even like RPS and Brian wasn't even in this one stop stop stop

ETA: Seriously how do I keep making friends with all the mages in guild, is it because I thank them for portals?

Is anyone else watching Michael & Michael Have Issues? I am digging it a lot, I am not even sure why aside from it being completely awesome. The promos looked kind of dumb but I am glad I gave it a try, if you have seen the promos and thought it looked dumb then I suggest you watch an ep and reevaluate.

Got the friggin SWP2009 thing grrrrrrr, did a system restore and things seem okay though.

Made baking powder biscuits, they were delish P: Gonna have some w/ honey later

Oh man I forgot how genuinely good Brokeback Mountain is, I have not watched it in the longest time. Keep imagining the director prepping them for the makeout on the stairs, "Okay," he says, "What you've got to get across here is, you love this guy so much that you want to punch him in the face." This makes so much sense to Heath and Jake it kind of weirds them out.

Oh god so jealous of everyone who was at the taping of last night's Colbert Report that was maaaaaaagic ♥

Alright so the racing quests for the Netherwing can just go fuck themselves right in the ear imo, fuck you and your old man pumpkins.

Haven't gone raiding in a month, was gonna go next week but Dr King has offered to pay for the first round at the bar after class and hell if I'm gonna be passing that shit up. Free beer.

Saw some of the new PSoH books at Curious the other day, seriously just picked them up skimmed through them to see if Leon had shown up yet, and put them back when I saw he had not. "If Leon's not there," I said, "Why should I give a shit?"

Still debating whether to get the mods to take down my fics on the board. I am worried it will just come off as drama queen-ish. But man! It really kind of bugs me. Maybe I am just thinking about it too much? I don't know. I will think about it some more I guess.

New Sims patch broke my same sex pregnancy mod noooooo how will Michael and Sergei have genius babies with big noses and strong jawlines, they will have to adopt and hope for the best I suppose.

(yeah you know how I joked about making Mike a sexy Russian boyfriend TURNED OUT NOT TO BE A JOKE AT ALL this is in no way a bad thing though)

Had to turn off aging because it ages every sim, not just the active ones! I had an old man Ice while I was playing on Mike and I was all D: *quit without saving* I was not ready for him to be old, dudes and ladies, he needs to knock up Ceasar one more time or maybe adopt, in any case no old man until at least his youngest is in kid stage imo

Haha watching a vid about string theory in physics, it is so terrible. "But Einstein RAN OUTY OF TIME" as a hand slowly drops to the bed, clutching a notebook full of equations. Science class videos when will you stop being awful, the discovery channel can do it.

OH GLOWING CHALKBOARD LETTERS you are the classiest, The Elegant Universe.

Isaac Newton has anyone told you your wig is ridiculous, I feel like someone should say something.

Also Newton you have a bird nose, would you have been happier as a magpie, I feel like you would.

Einstein, though, he was a handsome young man. Forget wild-hair old!Eistein and tell me you would not bang this foxy scientist, tell me you would not big bang him.

Haha did you seriously just use "newfangled" really

Okay bored with this so I am going to talk about HOUSE because last night's waas craaaaaaazy

( four candidates three slots )

I finished my presentation and sounded like I knew what I was talking about yaaaaaaay no worries in that class until December.

Oh man guys Polysporin is so good why didn't I buy this days ago

Another thing that is good: Ambrosia apples. They do not have quite the visual thrill of a Spartan but they are juicy and crisp even at room temperature so $$$$

When did I become an apple aficionado, what

btw, is it sad that when I saw the Christmas goodies display in the grocery store my very first thought was "Oh boy Christmas means toffee nuts!"

Arrrrrg why am I so tired, I slept like nine hours today, this is so dumb you are dumb, body.

You know it still tickles me that Kishimoto doesn't admit Yondaime was Naruto's father until like four hundred chapters in when pretty much everyone had it figured out off the bat. It was not difficult.

COMMERCIAL: Look at how the pull-out handles adjust to fit any size sink!
ME: Not if it's smaller than the collander, jackass!

Why am I so angry at the tv, I'm sorry baby it's not you it's me. I just got this temper you see.

Still haven't finished outline fffffffffffriggin presentation.

OH MY GOD I THINK I HAVE A CRUSH ON ALEX TREBEK curse you and your condescending smile when they get Canada questions wrong, it is like you are sharing a laugh with your Canadian audience, and curse your Ask Trebek segment where you talk about how black and white movies make you cry. ALEX TREBEK YOU ARE AS OLD AS MY GRANDFATHER, WHAT.

So I am trying to figure out why plastic bandaids exist because I really cannot fathom why anyone would use them unless there were no other alternatives. Aesthetic reasons I guess, ie printed or clear ones, but for functionality and staying-power, I just cannot figure it out, cloth all the way. The not-bandaid brand ones I just got are especially good re: the pad does not go out to the edge of the strip, and the adhesive is phenomenal.

(Of course my burn is too extensive for them to be useful as me and my peeling chunks of skin found out the hard way, sobbu sobbu. I have a giant non-stick pad and a buttload of medical tape and it is already feeling less incredibly painful $$$$$)

Are you tired of hearing about my gross bodily injuries, that is too bad.